little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
*tags one post NSFW*
ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
To celebrate the steam early access release of our latest game Rust, I thought I’d share a little snippet of some of the weapon concepts I’ve been working on.
Shiny new Rust logos and branding done by Rob.
Enjoy! And totally don’t go buy Rust.
Those designs look really awesome and Max’s animation is absolutely great.
reading your about me like
" if you’re reading this i probably hate you — "
" welcome to this messed up corner called my mind — "
" OMG IM SO RANDOM XD "
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
MUTUAL CONSENT (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
CARING ABOUT EACH OTHER’S PLEASURE (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
EXPLORING EACH OTHER’S KINKS (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
SAFE SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION BEFORE SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION DURING SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
COMMUNICATION AFTER SEX (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
HEALTHY SEX LIFE (ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ ✧･ﾟ: *
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
Science side of tumblr strikes again
Okay, but the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend tho.
Throughout the Venture Bros., the recurring trope is that everyone talks about how “manly” Dr. Girlfriend is because of her deep voice, despite the fact that for all intents and purposes, she is actually incredibly feminine (I mean, come on, she’s styled after Jackie O., literally an icon of femininity, she wears a lipstick shade called Pink Poodle and a pillbox hat and gloves). But any time in the series someone mentions this to the Monarch, he flips his shit, saying that she is feminine and delicate and beautiful. He literally loves and sees her for who she is, a beautiful woman who wears lots of pink and enjoys her femininity while crushing her enemies beneath her high heeled gogo boots and taking shit from no one, that just happens to also have a deep voice, and I know that the Venture Bros. is just a subversive cartoon for adults BUT IT JUST DOES SO MANY THINGS SO WELL AND GIVES ME SO MANY FEELINGS.
me at school the next day after watching the victoria’s secret fashion show