Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
This describes me and my best friend.
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”
i want to do this now.
if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
what if sniper wasn’t a weird silent loner
but instead made annoying dad jokes all the time
(Sorry for the lack of updates, life and other projects have taken priority. I will try to update soon tho!)
kids react to grandparents react to teens react to pewdiepie reacts to the opening of the seventh scroll
somebody DO SOMETHING
i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together
that commentary was beautiful